Martha mayhem

When a man with a hooked purple dick tries to slap you across the face.

'That Miller dude ran around the room trying to give us a Martha mayhem.'

by Glenda Jackson November 20, 2004

Filthy Martha Stuart

When a man stirs cooking utensils around in his girlfriends vagina for pleasure and satisfaction.

"My girlfriend was trying to cook...then I started giving her a Filthy Martha Stuart.

by Andrea Sandoval April 14, 2003

mirah

one of the best lyrical artists you never heard of. or maybe you have. she lives out on the west coast, and puts on quite a show. apparently jewish and a lesbian according to wikipedia.

hipster guy: did you go to the mirah concert in dc last night?
hipster girl: no, i was busy masturbating.

by lazystupidandcorrupt January 20, 2008

mirthquake

A violent shuddering of joy, an overwhelming tectonic transposing of ecstasy

Standing in line to recieve the Wii, I had a minor mirthquake.

by Hecuter November 14, 2006

Steamy Martha

First you fuck a girl all night long. Then you wake up extra early and leave a rose in front of her face and a hot steamy pile of shit in back of her and then leave. When she wakes up at her normal time she will smell the sweet rose and roll over in ecstacy thinking about the night before only to find that she has just shoved her nose in a pile of stinky shit.

A Steamy Martha is a good way to let your girl know that it's over.

by Strange Famous July 26, 2004

mirch

Vesti user with one of the largest proven penises. The only user to prove to have a larger one was fake_user1 about 1 year prior to the mirch incident, although he did not gain as much fame.

Damn, you hung like a mirch!

by Joe Bendango December 9, 2008

Martha

Martha: a beautiful, gorgeous girl with blonde hair. She can always make you smile even if you are sad.

If you’re a Martha you need a handsome boy called Cai

Martha is a gorgeous girl

by IffgamgghgfgCaigdjbedwards June 23, 2019