mike

fat piece of shit

She keeps eating like that she will turn into mike

by Pheonix311 October 31, 2011

a mike

A guy who has sex with anything with boobs

YOU WERE WITH HER?!?! thats such a mike thing to do! (literally)

by salem April 24, 2003

mike

A piece of shit. The worst person on the planet. Gets confused with the count from sesame street. Can't not handle his liquor. Punches holes in walls and breaks doors. Has no respect for women and is supposedly a "sex addict". Cares only for beer and food. ALCOHOLIC. Also has a chronic coughing problem. Disliked by many.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you pulled a mike.

by Josh alan33 October 13, 2011

Miked

Some one who makes jokes soo horrible that you can't help but laugh at the joke and especially them.

"Man you totally miked that joke faggot"

by phoyto March 28, 2009

mike

a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both

You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.

by facon675309 August 14, 2011

miked

when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:

I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.

clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...

you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health

you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"

me: "that sucks"

you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"

me: "you got MIKED"

by Joseph Saint August 21, 2007

mike

He is milord. He is amazing, perfect and precious. He has a really cute dog. He loves and supports the people around him. He is just perfect ❤️
He is practically fluent in french btw.

Who is the guy who makes the best dumplings?
Oh, its mike!

by beatsabergirl July 14, 2019