Merchant Taylor’s

The shittest school

Lads are posh eds and ugly

Fucking expensive

Merchant Taylor’s the shit whole

by Mrs Tao October 6, 2019

spank merchant

person who likes to masterbate and holds no inhibitions about it, also a complete godshite.

close the door and keep the noise down you spank merchant the whole street can hear you.

by Richard J L April 24, 2006

rug merchant

An individual, usually foreign, especially Middle Eastern, who displays goods at an inflated price in his shop, but keeps bargaining with you and offering lower prices when you say it's too expensive or you're leaving.

Term is probably rooted in the stereotype of haggling over rugs at a bazaar.

An example are the stores in tourist areas of New York City that sell trinkets and electronics. You ask them how much it is, and if you say "sorry, too high" they keep trying to lure you in with a lower price.

(In a Times Square shop)
"How much is that camera?"
"$99."
"Nah, you know that's too much..."
"For you, my friend, $90"
"No, I'm leaving."
"$80?"
"Damn rug merchant..."

by gatecrasher1 November 28, 2011

methanus

Methane specifically expelled through the anus.

Dude! That's some nasty methanus! What did you eat?

by kabukee May 15, 2018

methanum

methane in a liquid form; liquid methane

this was first coined in Atlas Pro's video "What Does An Alien Ocean Look Like?" as it was annoying for him to say "liquid methane" so much so he used the latin form of methane, methanum

Titans poles are the only place with methanum on Titan.

by AlvinBalvin321 November 4, 2020

key merchant

(British slang, 90s) An instigator, someone who likes to get people wound up.

From Strawberry Tattoo, a Britishism: "Key merchant. It means someone -- I mimed putting a key in (her) back and turning it -- who likes to wind peple up."

by Pulitzer70 August 28, 2006

drug merchant

A term that old people use in confusion with the more common "drug dealer".

"Your grandparents are dying, what will they think when they hear that you've become a drug merchant?"-Abe Reedler

by ngg921 January 20, 2007