MERPY HANUWANMAS

(Pronounced Mer-pii Hahnuh-wahn-mus)

A term/phrase that serves as a compromise to those who want to be Politically Correct but be able to use a holiday name in public without getting in trouble for it. This is a mixture of the three most known holidays in December. Merry+Happy Hanukkah+Kwanzaa+Christmas.

MERPY HANUWANMAS, YOU POLITCALLY CORRECT BASTARDS!

by Smkiller December 24, 2008

merph

An expression indicating boredom, apathy, or lurrrrve.

Mike: Metinks joo are beautiful. :3
Ike: Mmmmmerph! X3 (I love you!)

Mike: I like honey-baked hams.
Ike: Merph. (Ho hum.)

Mike: .....
Ike: Merph. (La di da.)

by FriedKitten January 19, 2004

mersa slap

when you put a glob of hand sanitizer in your hand and pimp slap someone across the face possibly getting the hand sanitizer in their eyes or hair(its a bitch to get out)

you:hey bob!!
bob: what!!!?!??!
you:*mersa slap*
bob:GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT MY EYES YOU PRICK!!!

by cpt.funbags January 14, 2008

merpie

A collection of opinions from an unbiased and anonymous sources.

I got a merpie for when I should have another child.

by jack23333 April 20, 2010

merpent

A merpent is a turtle or tortoise lacking a shell or protective/hard outer covering.

" yo i just seen a merpent "

by Fishyfishfishfishfishy June 14, 2010

Mersadys

Her laugh is the best laugh you will ever hear. She can make even the most serious people laugh. She is very intelligent, creative, diverse,and caring girl you will meet. If you have her you don't want to lose her and if don't have her than you want to get her. She is one of a kind. When you meet her there is a instant connection. She provides a love that will consume you. She doesn't leave without a fight so you're warned. You don't know what she does behind closed doors but you WILL love it.

I have to get me a Mersadys.
Aye, I found me a Mersadys!

by Greenlemons02 April 17, 2017

Merping

Merping is the art of eating a medium rare steak off of an accomplices head, anything other than medium rare is a challenge of chivalric combat to the death

Ugh I’d so merp on that hot girl over there

-merping

by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018