Meat Packet

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.

Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."

by hippigorilla April 26, 2020

Double Meat Ham Sandwhich

When a man puts a strap-on dildo on backwards and bends two girls over and bangs them back to front.

Man, Last night I got two hookers and pulled a double meat ham sandwhich.

by Thebigpimp September 13, 2007

Chocolate Meatball

When you fist out your asshole then punch your partner in the face.

That chocolate meatball last night hurt like a son of a bitch.

by AuJaBas93 January 16, 2009

fried meatball

when someone inserts his or her hand in sand and then starts fisting his or her partner. its extreamly uncomfortable.

frank enjoys when stinky puts his hand into the sand at the beach and inserts it into his ass

jack enjoys a fried meatball with 2 ft tyrone when hes on the beach

by dodgerboy34 June 30, 2011

Trouser meat

Trouser meat is a giant piece of prized dicky.

Look at Leonard's trouser meat.

by TheWaitresss December 23, 2016

Jai Meat Pie

The act of consuming a Viagra and then forcefully and vigorously penetrating another man's anus without lubrication because they fucked with you one too many times.

Man I must have made fun of Jim one too many times last night because he gave me a Jai Meat Pie and power fucked my ass so hard that I can't sit down or look him in the eye anymore.

by dsafoinasdfn January 20, 2021

What are you, half a meatball?

A phrase used to refer to something as stupid, dumb, or fail.

It also indicates that someone's brain is the size of half of a meatball.

EXAMPLE:

John: 2+2=5!

Bob: What are you, half a meatball?!

by piluke October 21, 2010