jort mathijssen

He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.

I'm in love with Jort Mathijssen or as i say it i'm in love with God.

by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017

Dirty Matisse

A Dirty Matisse is a free gentle spirit that loves to jerk off while watching porn.

Ben was watch porn and started to do a Dirty Matisse.

by BakingSoda22 October 28, 2020

Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez

Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez is the best football player of all time. He plays in River Plate aka CABI (Club Atlético Bien Igual).

Sin Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez River Plate no se puede presentar a jugar ni contra la selección de la Peluffo Giguens

by rodri-1 November 24, 2021

Synne matissen

Synne matissen is a ugly fat bitch ginger whore who is in a sexual relationship with Marius from 10c kristianslyst
She has a very hot friend named Gabriel brun henriksen

Guy 1: synne matissen is so ugly
Guy 2 : yeah and she has sex with marius from 10c kristianslyst

by Bigassboii April 4, 2022

The Matias Rule

This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.

"how was it with that girl last night, did you use the matias rule?"
"you know i did."

by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023