Marcos Llorente

Llorente is a sexy beast who destroys every team he plays against. He's also won La Liga with Atletico Madrid, the best foootball team in history.

Moh : Did you watch Marcos Llorente vs Liverpool? He literally analled their whole team
Dan : Fuck off and let me eat my peels in peace

by llorenteisasexybeast June 10, 2021

Marcouisanessedi

Its an Adjective for people called Marco, Louisa, Vanessa or Edi

Today you are looking Marcouisanessedi

by Edi 🦦 July 8, 2021

marcus machine

it's the marcus machine

get into the goddamn marcus machine

by scopophobicc August 23, 2021

marcos

it is when you got swindled so bad you gaslight yourself into thinking you didn't get swindled.
Marcos Jr, son of the infamous thief/part-time dictator Marcos Sr. and Imelda Marcos, is now running for president of the Philippines and Filipinos ARE STILL supporting him.

"Dude, I got this shirt for 500$!"
"that's so expensive man"
"Just see the price tag next year, it'll be 1000$ then!"
"holy shit you just marcosed yourself."

by memes4dutertardz October 18, 2021

Marcuss

Marcuss is a masculine man with given a large penis. Amazing boy that will steal your heart. Loving. Caring. Puts you first. A smile to die for. Will melt you with one look. Stop at nothing for your heart. Know what he wants and won't stop at nothing. Has a dark side that you have to break through. When your not with him it's hard. And every time you hear his name. You melt and tingle and your muscles tenses. Name of Ancient Roman pre-Christian origin derived either from Etruscan Marce of unknown meaning or referring to the god Mars. Because Mars was identified as the Roman god of War, the name 'Marcuss' can by extension be taken to refer to Ares in the Greek pantheon.

Marcuss is my everything and with out him I'd fall apart

by Jake949494 November 23, 2021

marcus

a incel beta-male who has a short stature and is often violently temperated. It's recommended to use simple words in an attempt not to over-work the microscopic brain.

oh my god, is that marcus in the vc?
dude you're not marcus height, you're average

by ingeniouspotato December 19, 2021

marcus villareal

a sexy mf that goes to lucio middle school ngl he is kind of cute

marcus villareal: how tf do i not have a gf

by fwcotton April 18, 2022