ass maggot

Ass Maggot (n):

Name of the larval phase of development in insects of the order Diptera (flies) that have laid eggs in a persons rectum. Flies are often drawn to the scent of rotting or decomposing flesh or feces where they then lay eggs. Hence when a person neglects to clean their rectum of fecal debris larval gestation may occur.

Can also be used to describe a person of disgusting personal hygiene.

Justin the hobo had a horrible case of ass maggots because he never cleaned his butt crack after he craps behind the dumpster.

by DieFlederMaus February 17, 2010

Maggs

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by Matthew Townsend October 20, 2003

vagina maggot

When ones tampon string hangs below the panty line or bathing suit bottom. Hence being visible to others, also resembling a maggot hanging from the vagina.

1.Dude she sat down in her mini skirt and all I could see was her vagina maggot.

by Jason and Ashley February 19, 2007

Maggie

Maggie is a smart, funny, pretty girl who loves all her friends.
She is caring, loving, and beautiful.
She is fast in track and even though she might get hurt she will get back up and keep running.

I wish I was a maggie.

Mackenzee you are such a maggie

by Brownie Girl 10/02 February 16, 2018

pulse of the maggots

A great song by the metal band, Slipknot.

"We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter BUCOLIC
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots"

by dervishly August 7, 2006

Maggan

A type of alcoholic beverage that consists of one crumbled homeblest cookie and gin. Ordinarily shaken, not stirred.

Last night I had a glass of Maggan and this morning I woke up next to two hookers and a pig.

by laeknanemi123 September 8, 2010

maggi noodles

Maggi noodles are the best noodles ever...they're the most delicious minute noodles you'll ever find. WAY WAY WAY better than ramen.

You throw away my maggi noodles, I throw you away.

by PeriwinkleBlxe November 13, 2017