Machete

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

Machinae Supremacy

A kickass Swedish alternative rock group with a video game feel to their songs.

Hey have you ever listened to Machinae Supremacy?

by jbonkerz December 23, 2003

Knockout Machine

An MMA fighter who earns all of his wins with a knockout, or with a TKO, or a referee stoppage. Examples include Chuck Liddell and Thiago Silva.

Thiago Silva showed us why they call him "The Knockout Machine" in his fight with Keith Jardine.

by Phenomenal1 September 19, 2009

handjob machine

also known as the shake weight, the handjob machine is a tool used to practice handjobs.

my wife is a little out of practice, i think i might buy her a handjob machine.

by skin ticket March 7, 2011

St Machar

St Machar is the best school in Aberdeen

All teachers are pedo and junkies,
Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,

Chips and Cheese all over the floor, Sanitary food!
Witness junior WWE every single week (most likely with Tyler Rust getting battered)
The only downside to St Machar is the best teacher Mr Anderson quit because the children harassed the shit out of him.

Other than that 10/10 definitely recommend.

I go to St Machar Academy

by CuntFucker87 February 7, 2021

hate machine

The hate machine is a term for your Company's internet blocker that won't allow you access to sites you want to visit.

Yes, I got your email but I cant get to that site. Busted by the hate machine again.

by bigwilliestyle January 25, 2008

assgrabber machine

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008