Maria
Maria by sdawgvdiddy May 12, 2009
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a slut. usually thinks all guys are into her and want to rape her-but no they really don't.
she thinks everyone and all guys love her but than they talk trash about her behind her back.
she thinks she is really funny but none of her jokes or "funny expressions" are at all comical.
she is annoying beyond belief. you can usually find her talking to herself because no one wants to listen.
basically she thinks she is perfect and is too stupid to realize that nobody likes her and she is actually the most repulsive and annoying person to ever exist.
she thinks everyone and all guys love her but than they talk trash about her behind her back.
she thinks she is really funny but none of her jokes or "funny expressions" are at all comical.
she is annoying beyond belief. you can usually find her talking to herself because no one wants to listen.
basically she thinks she is perfect and is too stupid to realize that nobody likes her and she is actually the most repulsive and annoying person to ever exist.
Maria: I'm just soo funny...hahahahaha i crack myself up
(no one is listening and no one is laughing)
Maria: Hey (insert boy name here) blah blah blah isn't that soo funny
Boy: yea sure maria
two seconds later
Boy: oh wow can someone please punch maria in the face
Boy 2: yea we should get a girl to punch her because guys can't hit girls
Boy: but i don't think she is a girl so it doesn't count
(no one is listening and no one is laughing)
Maria: Hey (insert boy name here) blah blah blah isn't that soo funny
Boy: yea sure maria
two seconds later
Boy: oh wow can someone please punch maria in the face
Boy 2: yea we should get a girl to punch her because guys can't hit girls
Boy: but i don't think she is a girl so it doesn't count
maria by 113049820394895 January 9, 2010
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Maria
Maria by wasteyute101 March 12, 2019
Maria
A fucking fuckhole who annoys the fucking fuck out of everyone. She goes fucking on and on about how her fucking urban ducking dictionary fucking definition is fucking Disney fucking Princess. But that’s fucking about to fucking change right fucking now.
Also she fuckin does love fucking people.
Also she fuckin does love fucking people.
Maria by squelch is lord April 23, 2019
maria
Maria is beautiful, and has gorgeous hazel eyes that will glow in the sunlight.
But don´t let does gorgeous eyes fool you , she can e real petty and get mad at the smallest things and stay mad at you until she wants something.
When yall argue you would want to just punch her in the face and make her nose bleed, but instead of doing that you would just want to take something from her that you bought with your own money or something you gave to her.
Sometimes she can be so sweet and just make you feel happy that you met her, but other times you just want to just beat her until someone pulls you off of her!
Somethings Maria loves is dancing when you see her she will always be dancing, she loves hot fries that´s like her favorite chips in the world, she always have been fond of chocolate, lastly she adores youtube shes like a youtube addict.
But don´t let does gorgeous eyes fool you , she can e real petty and get mad at the smallest things and stay mad at you until she wants something.
When yall argue you would want to just punch her in the face and make her nose bleed, but instead of doing that you would just want to take something from her that you bought with your own money or something you gave to her.
Sometimes she can be so sweet and just make you feel happy that you met her, but other times you just want to just beat her until someone pulls you off of her!
Somethings Maria loves is dancing when you see her she will always be dancing, she loves hot fries that´s like her favorite chips in the world, she always have been fond of chocolate, lastly she adores youtube shes like a youtube addict.
Maria is the person you would want to be around sometimes when she is being sweet and not being petty, and other times you just want to squeeze her face off !
maria by victoria pink April 5, 2020