butter my muffin

to give or recieve a blowjob

"would you like your muffin buttered?"
-meangirls

"would you like to butter my muffin?"

by NAKAWIT January 6, 2008

butter my egg roll

something a guy say when he likes another girl the egg roll is often the penis and the butter is another thing

You really butter my egg roll!

by vanaramadama September 12, 2016

butter my biscuits

1.the act of putting butter on a hooker's buttox.

hey baby why don't you come over here and butter my biscuits!

by j3w5 August 21, 2008

Butter My Eggroll

To butter someones eggroll is to be very strange and sexual around another gender

Eg: Butter My Eggroll Daddy
Friend: Dafuc?

by LitPotato August 20, 2018

Buttering My Biscuit

Pouring melted butter on your asshole while masturbating.

Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.

by ToxicDruid June 29, 2019

Butter my lobster

1. To tilt thine wrist so that the utensil carrying the liquefied dairy product will fall graciously and cascade onto to the delightfully cooked crustacean.

Waiter, could you please butter my lobster.

by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014

Really Butters My Eggroll

#1 A way to express enjoyment of Food

#2 The way hippies express enjoyment or Happiness

#1 "Hey, This really butters my eggroll"

#2 "Dude, That really butters my eggroll, man.

by Pixel. June 21, 2017