Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.

Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.

by Liberation Theology October 28, 2019

mutually assured

An agreement between two groups of people that one thing or outcome is guaranteed to happen or be true.

It was mutually assured by yo mama and I that you're a homo.

by firex September 15, 2003

muteual

Adj. When both parties of a telephone conversation have muted one another, they are said to be on a muteual call.

I told Jane, "Sometimes the best conversations are muteual where nothing needs to be said." Of course she didn't hear me because I muted her.

by archlich February 9, 2009

Muthal

Masterbeating, Shagging or shaking the penis with your own hand...when you shake your penis for pleasure with your own hands it is called Muth & a person who does this is called Muthal

Yeh ladka ek Muthal hai
This guy is who does shagging

by Musafir November 21, 2010

Mutualsmybeloved

Mutualsmybeloved is super cool and awesome and his favorite character is rengoku from demon slayer

Mutualsmybeloved is super cool and funny >:3

by Gloomy June 20, 2021

my mutuals

my favorite people litteraly ever :)

my mutuals are so cool!

by Ur m0.m September 27, 2021

mutually assured destruction

1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.

2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.

1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.

2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.

by Al October 12, 2003