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cevansfacts favorite mutual

the hottest and sexiest and coolest person you will ever meet (like it’s almost unbelievable but it’s so true) @deadpoolsluvr
person 1: omg have you seen @cevansfacts favorite mutual?

person 2: yeah @deadpoolsluvr is so hot and funny and sexy and cool
by defnot deadpoolsluvr September 16, 2021
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Advance Mutual

Two ppl wanting to have sex
and date after
by Coolgirl102222 May 16, 2022
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Mutual Dicking

The act of two people "screwing over" one another equally.
John complained about his order today, so we gave him a mutual dicking on the shipment of another order.
by ToeSniffer55 January 22, 2025
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Mutual Bitches

When two people are eachothers' bitch meaning that they both aim to please and suck eachothers' dicks off in a metaphorical sense or literal sense.
Chace: chloe is such your lil bitch all she does is agree with ya ass
Haley: nah I do her homework so it makes us mutual bitches
by chillcary August 19, 2019
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mutually assured bankruptcy

The idea that when two hyper-competitive people or organizations decide to directly advertise against one another the firsts move will elicit a response from the second that will begin a series of escalations in marketing expenditures beyond what would be reasonable in an efficient free market to the point of bankruptcy for both people or organizations. The term comes from the Cold War-era term Mutually Assured Destruction.
McDonald's and Burger King were so concerned with market share with the Big Mac and Whopper that they lost sight of the button line and in an effort to one-up the other in marketing dollars and thus market share, they are both now doomed. It is mutually assured bankruptcy.
by Fat Aaron January 13, 2020
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mutual intercourse

When two people who really love each other come together as one ;)
My mom and her side hoe had mutual intercourse.
by Mi200 April 12, 2017
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Mutuals

Some of the best hottest people ever that don’t miss
I’m trying to glow up so I’m going to become mutuals with raggsterr cause raggsterrs mutuals are cute asf
by Raggsterrisamenace March 10, 2021
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