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moving the couch

When two people are having anal sex, but beforehand the receiver drops a huge deuce, and afterward the deuce is put back in.
Q: Hey, heard you and Mary were moving the couch last night
A: Yeah, but she'd eaten at Panda Express earlier so we had to use the pastry bag to get it back in the door.
by Dr. Orpheus July 15, 2009
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Less moping more coping

A strategy developed by Double AA that encourages people to accept that there are things that you can't control, and you must accept them. In addition, there are things in life that you can control, and you have failed at and missed opportunities for a personally desired outcome, but you must let these events go and not haunt you, in order to properly recover and prepare and execute better potentially successful opportunities in the future.
You unfortunately failed your Advanced Underwater Basket Weaving Mid-Term today Alex. Don't let this poor performance define or affect you too much. Less moping more coping! As long as you remember that, you can rebound this semester and repair your grade.
by Double_AA February 5, 2023
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Moving

Jordan: Hey babe lets move!

Briana: Oh baby... you and your moving.. But, OK!
by Epic Ending February 14, 2010
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moping the table

The term coined by poker pro Usman Aslam refers to taking all of the money/chips that people may have on the table in a poker game, while making the most donkey plays. All in on 7-2 off suite pre-flop and taking pots down with nine high are donkey plays and taking all of peoples money is moping the table clean.
Tony was on fire last night, I had Aces cracked by two pairs of 8/3. He was moping the table, no one stood a chance against his big stack.
by Usman Aslam June 18, 2008
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Moving Fridges

When a male friend decides that plans with his girlfriend/wife is more important than plans with friends, or a general excuse not to do something
David: Have you seen Thomas recently

Jason: Nope he's "moving fridges"

David: you coming out tonight Thomas?
Thomas: sorry I'm moving a fridge
by CanadianElka.k.aJay April 22, 2011
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S'moring

Verb. The act of superfluously talking about, bringing up, or annoyingly gushing about a significant other in conversation. S'moring may appear in conversations about significant others but is especially prevalent in conversations where the significant other reference is somewhat obscure to the point of random. S'moring.
Ex1: I apologize, I'm S'moring. Tell me about you.

Ex2: Caitlin would not stop S'moring about Allison.

Ex3: Jessica s'mored all dinner. Lucky we love her.
by ThatAgirl July 11, 2012
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Moving Bee

moving bees only come out during a move of any sort. they tend to fly around all your shit as if they are investigating but actually there just assholes trying to ruin your good day and eat your peperoni,
holy fuck i love peperoni, oh shit its a moving bee.
by hover September 15, 2006
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