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Mount Horeb

A quaint town about 20 miles west of Madison, Wisconsin. Filled with roundabouts, a small collection of fast food joints and rival pizza restaurants, Mount horeb is infamous for the amount of weed and stoners within the city limits. The high school has a select few good teachers, while the rest are just shitty. The whole school is ruled under the tyranny of the corrupted administration who disregards all forms of respect towards it's students and staff members. Most of the students are very white and un-athletic in all aspects. A small percent are hicks, an even smaller percent claim racial diversity and the band is considered cool in this school. While Mount Horeb may seem like a nice place to live with its trolls, the grumpy bar and the mustards museum, but in reality a cornfield would be more interesting than mount horeb. Most kids resort to drugs or wandering Madison for entertainment. The police force in this town is especially duchy.
I can't tell my mom i'm driving to mount horeb, she'll think i'll be buying weed!
by mokk10223 September 14, 2010
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mount saint mary's university

probably the worst place you could go to if you're actually trying to party in college. although some of the people here are cool, the school is actually gay as shit. it's where everyone knows your name and every single fucking thing about you. its where the after parties turn into middle school dances because public safety can't handle a couple drunken fights. its where people with no life sit in their rooms making random anonymous phone calls to PS full of fake complaints just hoping to see someone get raided and written up. The bottom line is the mount is NOT a university, its just grades 13-16. This is Mount Saint Mary's High School, bitch! hooray, we suck.
timosen: hey I thought we went to Mount Saint Mary's University?
twenty bucks: nah, I go to Mount Saint Mary's High School, you fool.
by fuckit December 14, 2008
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mount vernon washington

mount vernon washington is a little town that has 23000 people... its pretty gay. we need something to do around here... there are a few cool people.
Kristin: where do you live?

Kate: mount vernon washington.

Costa: oh man that sucks

Shelbi: do you need a hug?

Kate: yes...
by washingtonsucks June 9, 2009
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MOUNT STERLING

Mount Sterling is a crappy little town in Kentucky. There is a mexican on every corner that are waiting to rape you or grab you.
by happilyevercadaver October 18, 2008
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Mount Bachelor Academy

A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or become another power-hungry staff.
Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.
by Zoeboey March 19, 2009
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mount chocula

The act of rolling the female partner up with her knees by her ears, and her weight is supported by her shoulders. Then the male inserts his penis into her anus and thrusts up and down similar to the jackhammer while balancing himself with his penis. Difficulty level = 10.
Person 1 - "Hey you remember that drunk chick from last night?"
Person 2 - "Yeah"
Person 1 - "I totally climbed mount chocula on her"
Person 2 - "Nice... Did you wash your dick after?"
Person 1 - "How bout them Lakers?"
by Thomas Shannon March 21, 2008
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Mount highpipe

It's what you call a faggots forhead
Look! Quincy
Or as I like to say "mount highpipe"
by The_monkey/nibba April 8, 2019
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