mommy magic

The magical, comforting, calming, warm, healing, love that know one else gives you like your mommy. This works no matter how old you are.

I was sick, crying and feeling so down that only mommy magic would help.

by Oboenancy May 20, 2010

Eraserhead moment

When you get stuck doing something you can't stand because of serendipitous circumstances, and the only thing worse than doing it would be not to do it.

After Fred drifted away from all his friends in college, his mom was hit by a car and rendered comatose. He spends most of his waking life talking to her and taking care of her. It is not clear whether she is braindead or not. When he found himself stuck in this situation, he had an eraserhead moment.

by Studgger December 17, 2009

Instagram Moment

A moment where the setting, or what's happening is just so surreal, that it would be great for Instagram.

It was an Instagram Moment when she saw the seagull swooped down into the water.

by Not Who You Might Think July 30, 2013

Mo Moment

it's when you say something incredibly stupid that makes you look like an idiot. Or when you mix two obviously different things up- again making yourself seem stupid.

Tom- I don't like eating oranges. It makes me feel like a cannibal because they have skin.
Joe- Dude...that was such a Mo moment

by Popped up October 26, 2014

Jordan Moment

Named after it's frequency of being experienced by people named Jordan, a Jordan Moment consists of:

1. A moment that warrants an emotion such as confusion, guilt or awe. Can be used as a synonym for Bruh Moment.

2. A moment in which a person cannot stop laughing uncontrollably for no obvious reason.

1. "Oh @$%#, I didn't do my homework today. What a Jordan Moment."

2. Man 1: "Look, that guy just dropped his pencil and won't stop laughing about it."
Man 2: "Hah, he's having a Jordan Moment."

by Jordanmoment January 2, 2020

Bebo moment

A bebo moment, is when a individual has a moment of stupidity, or retardation on a scale so big that they cannot identify the reality of their dumbass mind.

"Dude! Your having a Bebo moment stop being a fucking retard"
"Uh oh, he's having a bebo moment. Grab the bat"

by FaggotNiggerGaming January 10, 2021

Yahfoufi Moment

When someone does an act of stupidity that makes u question the existence of all life.

“You just had a yahfoufi moment, u were such a dumbass”

by Ebo the Emo August 6, 2021