Dirty Mortenson

The act of banging a chick in the ass, then getting head, and then French kissing her

That hoe from the club last night tried to give me a dirty Mortenson. I kicked her the fuck out!

by 520supra August 25, 2014

amish mortener

The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.

Did you hear about the Amish Mortener that was arrested the other week?

by Da nxt m&m wrapper May 4, 2018

Vön Möllendörff

A male that has a rich sense of history.This family dates back to the “unknown”.Decendants are from Paul Georg Vön Möllendorff who was born in 1847.In 1869 Paul George Vön Möllendörff joined the Korean imperial army and 6 months later became a master swordsman which is a craft that was supposed to take 60 years,Paul Georg von Möllendorff then commanded the entire army outranking everyone with his skill level and leadership skills.Thiis leads on to present day where descendants are to have a German,Russian and Prussian background.This Surname has been dated back as far as time has been.Decendants are also suspected to have similar traits as to being a deadly sharpshooter,an inherent ability to master tasks in a speedy manner,a hidden genius to be discovered within and a well routed history in family trees.

Vön Möllendörff has a deep historical meaning.

by Vön Möllendörff October 12, 2019

Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.

Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)

by jom jom August 16, 2020

Dan Montenegro

Very sus, very clean, ultimate golden sombrero

Yo this guy Dan Montenegro gets no box.

by anonymous October 11, 2021

mateo molenaar

a sexy 5'1 white male with a huge cock. looks like he sells burnt hot dog buns outside of a blockbuster. keeps at it with a chipmunk and is a d4 kicker committed to e wing university

damn mateo molenaar makes my stomach turn in circles with how big them damn ears are

by yo boiiy bigbird December 10, 2021

brady moten

the best guy to do stuff with

Brady moten is the friend who will do anything you ask them to do and this is how you define him

by almandhubnter April 11, 2022