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Money making schemes are a variety of small selling opportunities. legal or illegal it doesn't really matter, as long as it doesn't cause you or others harm. It's something you need to do because you're in pursuit of the good life, you want to make it out and you will.
You're so MMS and you don't even know it
by blue freddie May 8, 2021
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mm is an awesome girl that needs way more hype on all platforms, she also likes m&ms.

or your an emma doing that one trend... i am
guy 1: woah dude! look at that girl over there, shes definetly an mm!

guy 1's friend: bro ur dumb
by emmieclair June 4, 2021
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Your name is Emma and you did the Tik tok trend of removing the first and last letters of your name. You are now sincerely disappointed. Its all right hon, the Emma's of the world feel your pain.
hey I just did that trend where you boot the first and last letter of your name and.. And... I'm Emma so its just "mm"
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MM/DD/YYYY

The shittiest date format in the world, only used by countries that lost their twin towers.

As an American, MDY sucks. So fucking confusing
Person 1: Today is 10/23/2024
Me: WHAT DATE IS THAT? IS THAT MM/DD/YYYY FORMAT? KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT
Person: but you're American...
Me: I DONT CARE IF IM AMERICAN, THE MONTH DAY YEAR FORMAT IS TRASH

Today is actually 23/10/2024
by уour mum October 23, 2024
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Laugh MM

Laugh MM; or Laugh “Middleman”

A/K/A Ryan Verdict

Laugh MM is a poor ass nigger wannabe Middleman who not only can barely speak english, but has the highest percentage of deals failed as a “trusted” middleman in com.

His project @DealWithCaution failed once it was found out he was a prominent child pornography distributor on the app, “Telegram”.
“Hello, can I buy your instagram 4 char for $50?”

“Sure, how about using Laugh MM to facilitate the deal?”

“Hell nah, fuck that stinky nigger pajeet, can we use someone who isn’t a fucking retard such as @Cool MM?”

“Haha, sure, you’re right I think Laugh also sells CP anyways”.
by Laugh MM December 17, 2024
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(verb, noun, text response)
1. The universal sign that Jayla (or anyone channeling her energy) is officially done with the conversation. Usually typed as “mm” to show boredom, disinterest, or the desperate hope that you’ll take the hint and stop talking.
“So anyway, did you see what happened on—”
“mm.”
“Oh… okay.”
by NotSilvaGG November 12, 2025
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Male Manipulator Syndrome. It can only be diagnosed in Mic Up, and it is not curable.
We hate to inform you that you’ve been diagnosed with MMS.
by adachybaby December 28, 2025
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