Milf

Milf is a lady that has a kid or kids and is rather attractive,a mother that you want to fuck the shit out of. A milf can be your best friends mother and be at an age of 30 to 55years old.

Wow did you see the milf in the frozen food isle!

by Klassen December 28, 2005

MILF

A mother I'd like to F***

Did you see Gary's Mom?
Yeah, She's a MILF!

by X-Loveless_Demon-X December 16, 2008

milf

MILF actually is an abbreviation of

Mom
I'd
Like to
Fuck.

It has soully developed from the film American Pie... and has now become a huge pornographic term, with many websites

"Yo, check that MILF out over there!

by adam_uk May 15, 2005

hockey milf

A very attractive hockey mom; often found in ice arenas. She should not have a gap in her teeth, excessive facial warts, or enough cottage cheese on her thighs to feed a small country.

All of the hockey coaches are trying to bang that hockey milf!

by Hot mama February 5, 2005

Milf

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

jessica alba is a milf

by Just Shut Up March 8, 2009

milf

a woman who publicly presents her small child, proving that she has fucked, and likes to fuck., and preferably has nice legs and no gut, big tits are also a very nice attribute. The non-presence of a male mate i.e. husband/boyfriend shows everyone that she is ready to ride.

"Dude, check that MILF out, I'm gonna' go talk to her and find out what's up!"

by BAM311 June 25, 2006

got milf?

question often posed by milf hunters.

Often the phrase "got milf?" is seen on billboards, buses, wet teeshirts, over urinals, on subways, in the board room, and other milf hunting grounds.

by beaurex May 25, 2006