A man or a woman who posesses great skill or an exceptionally large orifice(s) (sometimes a combination of the two) which is used to make a penis disappear. This usually occurs with much speed, bravado, and/or showmanship.
The way Debbie swallowed my cock last night makes me wonder if she is a meat magician...
sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard
sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard
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relating to oral sex; the act of oral sex in place of intercourse when there is little or no time for the real deal.
Melissa often felt there was not enough time in her busy schedule for sex, but she always had time for a good meat bolus.
by Mr. Pickles33 April 3, 2010
Get the meat bolus mug.A state of increased anger as a result of high meat and/or protein shake intake.
Symptoms include dismantling cars aggressively, threatening colleges, erratic driving, total disregard for the safety of themselves and others, general un-provoked hostility towards upstanding members of the public, a 'glazed' and often distant expression in their eyes (this is generally regarded as a precursor to a meat rage attack) and spending more than 4 hours per day working out (studies show that working out can dramatically reduce the onset of meat rage for a short period of time post-workout, long periods between workouts is when a suffer is most likely to show symptoms).
People suffering from prolonged episodes of meat rage will often acquire other serious mental illnesses, such as a severely inflated ego.
Symptoms include dismantling cars aggressively, threatening colleges, erratic driving, total disregard for the safety of themselves and others, general un-provoked hostility towards upstanding members of the public, a 'glazed' and often distant expression in their eyes (this is generally regarded as a precursor to a meat rage attack) and spending more than 4 hours per day working out (studies show that working out can dramatically reduce the onset of meat rage for a short period of time post-workout, long periods between workouts is when a suffer is most likely to show symptoms).
People suffering from prolonged episodes of meat rage will often acquire other serious mental illnesses, such as a severely inflated ego.
Examples of meat rage can be found in most places of work, additionally any film starring Jean Claude Van Damme.
by BeefSteve April 29, 2011
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Covering topics such as but not limited to: jerking off, taking a shit, squirting competitions, etc, etc...
Covering topics such as but not limited to: jerking off, taking a shit, squirting competitions, etc, etc...
Randy and I had a fulfilling meat and beat talk this evening.
We had a lively discussion covering the advantages and disadvantages of jerking off into a sock before bedtime.
We had a lively discussion covering the advantages and disadvantages of jerking off into a sock before bedtime.
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