derk magerk

1. Someone who talks with a dirty mouth

2. derk

Mr. X: Dude I was msurbating ALL night

Mr. Y: You're such a derk magerk

by Fritz Haarmann January 6, 2009

magenxelise

27 yr. old trophy wife with 2 alcoholic husbands and a 18 yr old lover. the 2 husbands are in love with each other and they made a plan to get rid of her then the lover tried to save her. her and the lover plan to get married and take care of the children but then the 1st husband died of herpes and she inherited all the money from him. because she has all that money, her and her wife went to gucci but got robbed. little did they know that the robber was... HER MIDDLE SON BARTHAMUE! he did this to avenge his father! as the the child pulls out the gun, her new wife takes the bullet. Then the 1st husband rises from the dead and flees the scene with his son. But when you think this is over, the third child (mackheyla leigh ann gucci III) wittinessed everything! instead of calling the cops, she grabs the gun and goes after the 2 men. as the 6yr old (mackheyla) was running after them, the husband noticed and started running like the with with his son. but when you think the story is over, the reach a dead end and the two men turn in horror to see a 4’3”silhouette standing in front of them. and in the blink of an eye mackheyla shot blindly into the night, shooting Bartholomue.

Girl: I want to grow up and be just like magenxelise one day!

by Gabbyc.123 January 30, 2019

-mageddon

a suffix that is affixed to any word that describes the cause of a situation of relative discomfort derived from the last 3 syllables of 'armageddon.'

As of late, the suffix "-mageddon" has been popularized in the media, trying to make light of an undesirable yet minor situation; however like any pop culture word (or suffix in this case) it's becoming less helpful and more annoying with its overuse.

Related suffix: "-pocalypse"

Can also affixed as "-geddon." hyphen not always used.

The roads are closed due to a recent 'snow-mageddon'

John Madden recently went insane during a football game and it resulted in madden-mageddon

by annoyedCitizen70 July 19, 2011

Magee

1)a term of emphasis often added to a quality or attribute of a person to form a two part nickname
2)can also be used in the same way to describe a players tendencies in video games, usually while they hog a powerful weapon or position

other spellings: McGee, McGhee, or the very old M'Ghie

1)a)A woman has large breasts you call her "Tits Magee"
b)A man has prominent facial hair "Beards Magee"
c)A person is a Germany History buff you call him "Nazi Magee"
d) Someone is rich you call him "Money bags Magee"

2) When playing a video game someone may use many grenades ie "'Nades Magee"

by IG Joe March 18, 2008

tits magee

someone who has abnormally large ta tas

dude at a party: that girl over there is tits magee

other dude: damn straight

by dyllpikle January 3, 2011

Magelbitch

The worlds biggest bitch teacher. Drop her class. Believe what every one says about her. She's pure evil.

Shit! You got stuck with magelbitch for an entire year?
Yea it sucks major balls
Your life is going to be pure hell

by Voice of the student September 2, 2009

Tits Magee!

1. A phrase used to exclaim the amount of anguish just recieved from someone's act.

2. A person (mostly female) with extrordinary tits (also known as boobs, breasts, chesticles, etc.)

"Aww, Tits Magee! i forgot to bring my homework to class!"

"Yo dude, look at tits magee over there!"

by J. Barrett January 16, 2008