MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay

I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.

by anonymous November 13, 2025

MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay

I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.

by anonymous November 13, 2025

MAGA

Stands for "Mature Adults Grooming Adolescents" a political movement supported by individuals who support global sex trade and protecting pedophiles publicly. Often very vocal about children while supporting policies to expand the sex trade and starve kids.

I really don't like anyone who supports MAGA around kids anymore since they seem to enthusiastically support that kind of behavior.

by CoffeeKnife November 13, 2025

MAGA

Noun: The inability to see what it's like in other's shoes until they are forced on.

maga: all minorities should be deported!
minority: I don't like maga people.
maga: why would you say that? I did nothing to you!
minority: wow, okay.

by Bonkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 7, 2025

MAGA MINAJ

A pink wig thick ass’ed coon that supports the trump administration

“That bitch is such a MAGA MINAJ”

by Wavsyet December 23, 2025

MAGA Mind Virus

A phenomenon that causes people to approach issues with an extreme right-wing perspective, usually in a way that aligns with the viewpoints of the MAGA Movement in the United States. Those afflicted also refuse to consider alternate viewpoints, instead shutting down what they think is dissent by assuming them to be radical, dangerous or unpatriotic.

Elon Musk: At last, we've eradicated the Woke Mind Virus!
Twitter User: That's right, brother! Next we'll destroy the MAGA Mind Virus!
Elon Musk: ...
Twitter User: We're gonna destroy the MAGA Mind Virus, right...?

by AlabamaSword January 24, 2025

MAGA

Cult of brainwashed people who now think that good people are bad, evil people are cool, lies are true, science is fake, magic is real, abusing those weaker than you is strength, love is weak, and hate is power.

Jesus Christ! the MAGAs are saying that we should take horse dewormer to prevent COVID. What will they say next - that immigrants are criminals?

by anonymous January 29, 2025