When somebody's socks are pulled up very high, or over their trousers in an old fashioned-looking way. People with socks and sandals or suspenders are also considered lombscottle.
by The God of Rods June 26, 2016
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Becky- I know she looked so fugly.
Jenny- LOMP what a cow.
Becky- I know she looked so fugly.
Jenny- LOMP what a cow.
by JohnnyWalkerStein December 10, 2009
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1) Instruct your woman to cook you a DELICIOUS grilled cheese sammich.
2) Grilled cheese sammich shall be placed on a plate with ketchup to dip in.
3) Woman undresses, quickly so sammich stays warm. ZERO FOREPLAY.
4) Woman now gets on her hands and knees and awaits justice.
5) Balance your epic plate of win on the back of said woman.
6) Dip your sammich into the ketchup, dip your penis into the woman.
7) Enjoy the sammich more than the sex.
8) The Lombardi is not over until the sammich has been consumed.
1) Instruct your woman to cook you a DELICIOUS grilled cheese sammich.
2) Grilled cheese sammich shall be placed on a plate with ketchup to dip in.
3) Woman undresses, quickly so sammich stays warm. ZERO FOREPLAY.
4) Woman now gets on her hands and knees and awaits justice.
5) Balance your epic plate of win on the back of said woman.
6) Dip your sammich into the ketchup, dip your penis into the woman.
7) Enjoy the sammich more than the sex.
8) The Lombardi is not over until the sammich has been consumed.
"I tried to get Katie to let me do The Lombardi last night, but she got really pissed at me!"
"Whoever can pull of the Lombardi is a God!"
"HOLY SHIT!!!! Rombardi totally Lombardied his woman last night... I SAW THE FUCKING CRUMBS!!!! That man is a god! Let's get some schwarma to celebrate."
"Whoever can pull of the Lombardi is a God!"
"HOLY SHIT!!!! Rombardi totally Lombardied his woman last night... I SAW THE FUCKING CRUMBS!!!! That man is a god! Let's get some schwarma to celebrate."
by Chandler and Matt November 1, 2008
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by Jay Porter May 20, 2008
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When you laugh at something so hard that you fall off your chair.
Typically happens in a computer chair due to laughing at the conversation between a couple weird Americans and a few extra special Brits on Facebook.
When you laugh at something so hard that you fall off your chair.
Typically happens in a computer chair due to laughing at the conversation between a couple weird Americans and a few extra special Brits on Facebook.
W: Wait you guys are trying to hook up JR with an engaged British chick who's 8000 miles away from him? That's just wrong. lol
JR: 4799 miles Willtard lol
T: Willtard!! LOL that made me laugh! ohmyword.. ur eating pizza.. please dont tell me ur turned on ..
JO: LOL ok u guys u gotta stop im laughing off my chair now!!
T: ur "laughing off your chair" LOL
W: LOMC - Laugh Off My Chair
T: HAHAHA! thats amazing
JR: 4799 miles Willtard lol
T: Willtard!! LOL that made me laugh! ohmyword.. ur eating pizza.. please dont tell me ur turned on ..
JO: LOL ok u guys u gotta stop im laughing off my chair now!!
T: ur "laughing off your chair" LOL
W: LOMC - Laugh Off My Chair
T: HAHAHA! thats amazing
by Myrmidon111 July 30, 2010
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