Faps lock

Caps lock for Fapping, it can mean 3 things.

I) loudly fapping.
II) Typing while fapping
III) Non stop masturbation.

I) person A "Did you hear Person B last night, he has got to learn to turn his Faps lock off."
II) Person A "He's typing really slow, I hope he doesnt have Faps lock on."
III) Person A "Aww bro, lock the door. Really man I think you have Faps lock on or something.

by Unicorn porn December 9, 2010

lax locks

Lustrous hair belonging to the aggressive sub-species of sports players, homo sapiens laxus, more commonly known as "lacrosse players." Commonly known for their large physique, popped collars, and often womanizing behavior, these mammals typically have full, healthy manes, often envied by the other weaker members of the species, homo sapiens sapiens, aka normal dudes. One behavior associated with lax locks is the head toss, in which the hair is casually and smoothly flicked from the face.

Scrawny dude: Aw man, look at that guy's hair. It's so shiny and awesome looking.
Other dude: Bro, that's cause he's got lax locks. Only laxers are lucky to get that kind of hair.

by gegenteil February 16, 2010

Pussy Locking

Like cock blocked, but for ladies. When something's coming at you, it can be blocked....hence cock blocking. When something is denied access, it's locked out, hence pussy locking. It's a frustrating state, because it's imposed by others.

Male BFF's are usually the biggest culprits for pussy locking their female friends, because they secretly fancy them, and don't want them fucking anyone else but them. Ex boyfriends can also create a pretty unbreakable pussy lock if you happen to be partying in the same venue.

"Hey Suze, great night last night wasn't it?"
"No, it wasn't. You kept pussy locking me! I never cock block you! Why do you keep doing this to me?"
"Because I love you......."
(shocked look of absolute disgust)
"........as a friend."

by MagickDio April 24, 2010

caps lock

A key that can be as little as 7/16'ths of an inch away from the mighty "A" key, yet, many do not know how to find it when their letters are in ALL CAPS.

I can't give a proper example, because if I try, then UrbanDictionary says:

We found an error in your definition.

* Example is written in all caps

by Kenthar April 6, 2004

Scroll Lock

A useless person who's there but nobody's know what this guy doing but still have a place in your life.

Me : My roommate is so lame .. I see him everyday but he's doing nothing all day long ... He's so ... uhhh ..

Friend : Scroll Lock ?

Me : Yup !!

by tisarge tramblé December 7, 2011

Land-lock

1. When a girl takes one hand and puts it between her legs from the front and takes the other hand and puts it between her legs from the back and then proceeds to masterbate.

2. A man, or another woman, can also do this same procedure as a form of foreplay.

My buddy and I took home a chic from The Lodge and were land-locking her all night.

by FILTH78 July 20, 2010

lock up

(For dudes only) to hook up with a chick after just meeting her. also, to be able to charm the SHIT outta that chock to the point where she is under your thumb.

Man, me and Hobbs were at the bar last night, and he was just fuckin' lockin' 'em up!!!

by Zaggs July 2, 2005