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Lincoln Tunnel

When a man gets inside his partner and stays there for 30-60 minutes (depending on the time of day), not moving more than an inch or so the entire time.
Man, the Lincoln Tunnel was brutal today. I didn't think he was ever going to get out of there!
by Jane B August 2, 2012
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Abe Linco-Tron 3000

The robotic form of Abe Lincoln that will come from the past to destroy the future.
Noooo! Abe Linco-Tron 3000 is here! Use the children as shields! Nooooo he has my fac-....,(end of transmission)
by word ninja May 23, 2009
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Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.
by R. Keefe November 30, 2005
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Abraham Lincoln's Beard

The act of shaving ones pubic area and saving it to be thrown on the face of someone pleasuring them. The shaver shoots the face of the pleasurer with his "fluids", then throws the pubic clippings onto thier face. Thus...Abraham Lincoln's Beard.
Friend 1: "Hey, check out this photo" (retrieves cellular phone/camera from pocket to show picture of disgruntled, now x-girlfriend, post Abraham Lincoln's Beard).

Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
by M_E_A_T September 10, 2008
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The Abraham Lincoln

(Noun) When you are having intercourse with a woman "doggie style" and right before you ejactulate you pull out and shoot your ejactulate in the back of her head and jump out of the window.
My knee hasn't been right after I gave Madelon the Abraham Lincoln.
by DJ McBojangles March 6, 2015
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Lindy

A gorgeous woman. Usually blonde. A super sweet person. talented artist.
"Lindy is so pretty"
"We should all go hang out with Lindy"
"She is so Lindy"
by lovalindy February 6, 2010
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stinkin lincoln

Pewey louie that was a stinkin lincoln!
by Sidenote October 9, 2006
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