Lightpro

Tiny pp. Someone who thinks too much of themselves when they actually mean the opposite.

Lightpro its so small!!!

by Swegu October 18, 2020

lighteridge

A more jolly way of referring to a fagarette lighter.

Oi, pass us a lighteridge will ya?

by The Angel of the Odd May 13, 2005

lighterblocked

When you accidentally almost light your girlfriend's boobs on fire while she badly wants to show them to you. After almost burning her boobs, she doesn't want to show them anymore and you're fucked.

This totally happened to a friend of mine who got lighterblocked while chillin' with his woman.

by tehc00kiem0nster July 26, 2011

lightrape

Passing or entering an Apple Store and being an unwilling victim of a photonic assault.

I was at the mall yesterday and got lightraped on the way past the Apple Store.

by Ox Rocket November 13, 2010

Lightening

Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.

Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?

by Sarcasm for survival June 5, 2018

Purrfect Lightening

1. One who believes they know everything about anything.
2. Cannot spell their name right.
3. Doesn't shut up.
4. Has problems accepting their age.

I love to walk everyday. I pretend to know martial arts and often physically fight with my lover, who I met online. Man, I'm such a purrfect lightening.

by Professional Series August 23, 2004

White Lightening

The quickest way for an Arkansas boy to get his ass kicked!

ex. Aaron and James kept mouthing off, so they got beat down faster than White Lightening!

by White Lightening June 9, 2005