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2977 cases of lost life

“ 2977 cases of lost life is a hard ass bar.”
-Swaggersouls
by S/he’s just a friend December 31, 2022
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Life of Boris

The most slav youtuber in history. He will induce you with his slavness and make you forever gopnik.
Guy 1: You ever heard of this guy named Boris?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: GO WATCH LIFE OF BORIS NOW CYKA BLYAT
by PseudonymThatIsNotUsedBySomeon November 2, 2018
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Half-Life 2: Episode Two

Half-Life 2: Episode Two is the second installment in Valve Corporation's series of episodes for the first person shooter computer game Half-Life 2.
Bob: Hey Joe, Want to play Half-Life 2: Episode Two?
Joe: YEAH BOB :D
by AlyxVance September 26, 2010
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Golden Rules of Life

1. Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 - Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

2. FOPEA - Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes.

3. The Harry/Sally Rule - "Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way."

4. Naked Curiosity Rule - Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.

5. All Availability Rule - Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
Guy 1: "Men and women are so different. I wish we had a manual to decode eachothers behaviour"

Guy 2: "We do! The Golden Rules of Life!"
by bobandbill April 25, 2011
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half life 2

The best thing to happen to computers since the cd-rom drive!
by SAOG January 15, 2005
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life alert

robbery sounds life alert guy: you have been detected LEAVE NOW!
by osnap kevin January 29, 2009
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life

A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.
My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003
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