When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.
Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.
Clint : Why?
Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.
Clint : Why?
Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.
by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020
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Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".
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In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.
"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"
"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"
"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"
by zhrona January 11, 2020
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by freedomaintfree April 15, 2020
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Guy 1: Hey man, you heard about that hacker who hacked my girlfriend’s account?
Guy 2: Yes, obviously. Lauren Ella Libert (LaurenKnowsItBestWithAutism) wrote an Instagram story about them.
Guy 2: Yes, obviously. Lauren Ella Libert (LaurenKnowsItBestWithAutism) wrote an Instagram story about them.
by Simon Landers April 21, 2022
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Get the liberty sandwich mug.The Miss Liberty is a sexual act commonly practiced by a teenage female and 70 year old male. The young female will wear a green table cloth around her body, and a razor bladed crown. The young female will be holding the Urban Dictionary in one hand and a 12inch black dildo on fire up high in the other. The 70 year old male will sit under the female and shove various torpedo swim toys up the females ladyhood and up her rectum forcefully. The act will continue for 4 hours and end with the 70 year old male being switched out with another 70 year old male. The female must remain standing the entire time.
Person 1: “Yo, me and Donald just did the Lady Liberty with Sharon last night”
Person 2: “That’s disgusting man, I’m calling the police”
Person 2: “That’s disgusting man, I’m calling the police”
by Many_Small_Children May 28, 2019
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