lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate I'll be right back, just gotta lay down a log

by bobjonas December 29, 2015

Bufflemon (buff-uh-lay-moan)

Bufflemon (buff-uh-lay-moan) - A word used to replace any other word that you would exclaim. Try replacing all those F-bombs you throw out every 5 seconds.

Also bufflebobarbarian- (buff-uh-lay-bo-bar-barian)
Used when someone's barbarian character is super l33t and not at all a bowl of weaksauce.

Tim's mom says: Timmy, why don't you go clean your room?
Tim says: But I don't want to!
TIm's mom says: Right now little mister!
*as Tim walks away he shouts* *Bufflemon (buff-uh-lay-moan)!*

"yo your bufflebobarbarian is better than Chuck Norris!"

by Thedelever August 5, 2006

Lay it low and spread it wide

A Braxton Family Values original phrase by Mama Evelyn. He said this to his ex husband Michael Braxton Sr. It means he was a bitch ass hoe that put women down to bed and then opened their legs to have sex.

I just don't fuck with him anymore that's why I divorced his ass cause he lay it low and spread it wide.

He was a fraud ass nigga because he lay it low and spread it wide behind my back.

by KB_M December 29, 2017

Lay on the floor with dogs

A reference made to positioning yourself around an unsavory character or seedy person will certainly lead you down a harmful and descructive path.

If my Daddy knew how much I hung out with ole' Ralph, he'd have certainly said, "Son, if you continue to lay on the floor with dogs, you're gonna get fleas and ticks!"

by PTL May 28, 2006

lay one

To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me

by Dave April 19, 2004

As I Lay Dying

Prior to this, a novel by William Faulkner chronically the Bundren family after the passing of Addie Bundren, as they try to bring her body back to her hometown and into the dirt she desired. The story is told piecemeal through short bits of alternating first-person narration. While it's no Sound and the Fury, its a bit more urban, since at some point they do arrive in a city...or town maybe.

Yo, Juanita got knocked up and tried for an abortion, but the clinic went all As I Lay Dying on her. (After Dewey-Dell's unfortunate experience)

Why's everybody keep tryin to tell this story? Wh' you foo's think this is, As I Lay Dying or somethin'?

I jus about ready-da pop a cap in someone's ass after that As-I-Lay-Dying road trip with my family.

by evilpigmutant May 13, 2005

Lay the bone

To lay the bone means to have sexual intercourse. Whether it be a man and woman or man and man etc.

"Mike Florio really needs to lay the bone with that attractive female across the room."

by iammikeflorio March 23, 2010