love lance

the schlong, a big big dong.

'holy shit godfrey, your chod is a right love lance, whack it up my flange immediately'

by sam April 5, 2004

Lance Armstrong

The greatest cyclist ever. He won the Tour de France seven times in a row, and retire in july 2005 after his last victory in the Tour

On the last day of the Tour all the other cyclists wanted to take a pic with Lance

by adam August 23, 2005

Lance Armstrong

One of the worlds greatest ever athletes. He suffered from cancer in 1996 and was given a 75% chance of dying. He fought this disease off and has won the 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005 Le Tour De France's. He will never be forgotten in cycling and sport history. God bless you Lance.

'Lance is victorious again for the 7th year in a row'.

by i love lance August 21, 2005

lance

biggest fucking asshole you’ll ever meet. full of himself. literally. he’s full of cum because no one wants to fuck him. can’t get it up

lance kissed me today and i threw up bleh

by wholetruthnothingbutthetruth January 30, 2019

Blick Lance

Black Chick Lap Dance

The blick lance is the highest quality of all lap dances.

by kmb@usi March 8, 2011

Amber Lance

How people from the Bronx are transported to the emergency room.

If you dis J-Lo one more time, Ima beat you down so hard they gonna need Amber Lance to take you to da hospital.

by crjoker November 16, 2021

Pull a Lance

To attend more than one punk show in a night

There's so many cool bands playing tonight, I just can't choose. Might have to pull a Lance

by D123Z January 21, 2021