Person A - As payback for punching me i'm going to knob cheek you endlessly until you can't feel your face.
Person B - No NO NOOOOOO
Person B - No NO NOOOOOO
by mentaljon November 9, 2010

by offlyner April 20, 2006

<noun> Offensive Chiefly British Slang
The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.
The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.
BAZZA: "Aww Chazza you fuckin' knob-cheese!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"
by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005

by Cooter Brown October 29, 2002

Dude 1: How did your date with Abigail go? You seem to be walking weird, everything alright?
Dude 2: I'm good bro, Abi is a straight up knob goblin. I can hardly walk today.
Dude 1: DAAAAAMN!!!
Dude 2: I'm good bro, Abi is a straight up knob goblin. I can hardly walk today.
Dude 1: DAAAAAMN!!!
by dongjohnson November 29, 2015

the puny beginnings of a man's pigtail. any pigtail on a man measuring less than three inches in length from the elastic pigtail fastener or scrunchie to the tip of the pigtail.
by the pep squad February 24, 2005

by LSULSUJOE October 25, 2006
