Get the kermitacide mug.Kemilau resonates hope, you need to believe in one to survive. She is bright, intelligent, the light of every one's life. But don't worry, even if her light is so bright, it will never blind you. Just like the sun, you always need her.
Life sucks and we're all clueless. Until you meet Kemilau, you're still clueless, but somehow you believe that it will be okay.
by Thewildweekendr June 16, 2019
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The god like badass who drinks tea and shoots his head with a dB shotgun
Hobbies:
drinking tea : going out with a BANG! (Get it?). Telling god to fuck off.Trying to shoot himself in the after life
Realising he is already dead. Telling everyone in heaven to fuck off.
F*CK YOU GOD AND F**K YOU LIFE *BANG* -KERMITS LAST WORDS
Also possibly died from brain damage (as shown in gif below )
The god like badass who drinks tea and shoots his head with a dB shotgun
Hobbies:
drinking tea : going out with a BANG! (Get it?). Telling god to fuck off.Trying to shoot himself in the after life
Realising he is already dead. Telling everyone in heaven to fuck off.
F*CK YOU GOD AND F**K YOU LIFE *BANG* -KERMITS LAST WORDS
Also possibly died from brain damage (as shown in gif below )
F*** you ya Kermit,
Kermit was a god! Screw you ya damn heathen
WORSHIP KERMIT, SPREAD THE LOVE FOR KERMIT , hail Kermit hail Kermit hail Kermit hail Kermit HAIL MERMIT DAMN YOU I SAID HAIL KERMIT!
Kermit was a god! Screw you ya damn heathen
WORSHIP KERMIT, SPREAD THE LOVE FOR KERMIT , hail Kermit hail Kermit hail Kermit hail Kermit HAIL MERMIT DAMN YOU I SAID HAIL KERMIT!
by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019
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Loves Pokemon and going on long walks on the beach with absolutely no one cause he's an introvert.
Not to be confused with a green Muppet with a lisp.
Loves Pokemon and going on long walks on the beach with absolutely no one cause he's an introvert.
Not to be confused with a green Muppet with a lisp.
by haha.hahaha October 9, 2019
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by Large Cheese 420 January 12, 2020
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by sheleredp627 July 4, 2020
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I can't wait to chill with Kelmi.
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