Kempton

Greatest, hottest, most amazing girlfriend you'll ever have <3

I'm in love with Kempton.
Kempton is so hot and amazing.

by Clutch_chris August 3, 2017

kempton

dumbest and smartest person you'll ever meet. kinda hot tho. gets a 35 on the ACT, but doesn't know left from right.

kempton is going to berkeley

by fluffypinkpineapple101 May 22, 2020

Kemptville

Hick white town outside of Ottawa. The teenage population consists of girls who wear bikinis everywhere and boys painting penises onto the local skatepark thinking it’s comedy gold. A lot of the kids vape or smoke weed without shame. Most are not going anywhere in life, because their parents never learnt how to parent their children (proven by their choice to settle down in this conservative red neck town). The adults basically encourage teenage pregnancy as they fail to control their children from attending alcoholic parties. The 9 year olds in Kemptville walk around yelling the N word because they heard it once on the internet (or from their shitty parents). Not only that, but usually those little brats bother anybody around them to look “cool” (just like the 16 year old potheads). Nobody likes diversity, and most people think the world revolves around them. People in this shit hole have no care for others. The teenage boys just want to get in somebodies pants, and the girls are all illegally dating somebody 10 years older. Kids aged 9 and up start playing with condoms so you will find ones scattered around town. There are 15 cannabis shops around where drug dealers find the weed to sell to their underaged victims, because their hicked ass couldn’t get hired anywhere. Small population of the town are intelligent and kind individuals with common sense. Most people are delusional.

If you want drugs, visit Kemptville.

by chloepriceee August 20, 2023

kemp-shlemp

1) noun. A nondescript collection (carries negative connotations as opposed to a "hodge-podge" which means the same with neutral undertones.

2)noun. A hodge-podge of dysfunctional entities.

3)noun. A collection of disparate things, individuals, or groups that when brought together ceases to function as intended.

4)noun. A useless gathering of individuals, or organizations.

The kemp-shlemp of representatives at the daylong meeting failed to reach any worthwhile decisions.

The kemp-shlemp of leftover military gear in the wake of the little known Soviet invasion of Eastern Poland....

What a worthless kemp-shlemp of c#@p!!

by jpperera October 5, 2009

Kemp Fold

A found picture of ex-Eastenders actor and general television hardman Ross Kemp that has been folded and rephotographed. A popular internet craze.

1. Kemp Folds is the greatest blog of all time.
2. Guy 1 - Man, thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. What the hell is that?
Guy 2 - That's a Kemp Fold.
Guy 1 - He looks so cute.

by five_minute_hallway October 22, 2009

kempes

A crazy, stupid, short, disgusting-looking boy who just runs around. Also flirts with girls way too much. Loved by everyone for his popularity, but not for who he is. He's very dumb and sexy.

Ugh...did u see Kempes? He's showing off his sexiness again!

by ItzKe$ha August 1, 2016

kempson

A fuck boy who loves Deadpool, Master Chief, Goku. He's extremely biased, racist and cold hearted

I hate the Kempson guy.

by SUperman Fan 1985 June 13, 2016