KFC Harpy

A woman who looks finger lickin good but only in the eyes of fat retards.
Lures her prey in with the promise of home-cooked meals but ends up bringing home KFC like that scene in Talladega Night.

"Holy shit, that 400 lbs KFC Harpy is drawing in that fat guy with the allure of her greasy thighs."

"What do you mean? She doesn't even have any chicken on her."

"I'm talking about her fucking legs."

by Szayelaparro October 3, 2022

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KFC combo

A braindead easy combo that does a lot of damage.

Loris keeps doing kfc combos with his stupid ass main!

by Rick The Worst? March 23, 2022

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KFC Surprise

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The fine art of popcorn surprise but with a box of KFC chips. To pull off the hilarious trick, do the following:

STEP 1: Create a hole in the bottom of your half full KFC chip box

STEP 2: Insert your (preferably erect) phallus upwards into said hole

STEP 3: Entice your friends to unknowingly reach in and grab a "chip"

Your friend should then grasp your salty penis, thus rendering them homosexual and yourself a hilarious friend for tricking another man to grab your penis

I walked in on nugget reaching into Marty's KFC chips, only to see him run away, having received a KFC surprise. We pashed, Then Marty cried as salt got into his Japs eye

by BoyDoods August 3, 2008

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KFC Shuffle

When a boy cums in his hand and slaps his girlfriend with it.

It turns her on when i give her the old KFC Shuffle

by KFCSmaster November 28, 2010

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KFC Metal

A genre-descriptor first attributed to the guitar-stylings of Buckethead. It is said that the term is derived from Buckethead's wearing of a KFC chicken bucket on his head.

Brian: Hey, have you heard Buckethead's new album?

Sanchez: Nah brah, that shit's some KFC Metal.

by GGetsz March 9, 2009

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