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Kauai

One of the physically oldest Hawaiian Island. At face value you will see breath taking beaches, canyons, waterfalls. Containing an abundance of tropical flora, and the largest population of endangered Hawaiian birds left. World class resorts and surf but beware.
There IS aloha, and there IS some good people but you are gonna get taxed in flesh, material or spirit. Good luck finding a full time job. Many locals spend their lives working multiple jobs trying to make ends me. Outsiders, you arent wanted here unless you are tourist bringing money, and even that is hit and miss.
If on Kauai long enough, be ready to meet ignorance, intolerance, career welfare, drugged out, drunk personalities. Be ready for disenfranchised, pissed off locals who are itching just to kick somebodies ass.
The price of everything is more expensive here. A basic room for rent is priced high. Good luck trying to buy a home. If you can actually buy a home here, more often than not you arent from here. It was sold to you by an outsider who is screwing the local population out of affordable housing for personal profit. You are just fueling the local distaste for the outsiders.
If you are from here, and arent one of the dying population of real Hawaiians you are more than likely nothing close to it. You are a product of generations of immigrants. (Plenty from the sugar cane era) Portugese, German, Japanese, Chinese, Filipino completely outweight actual Hawaiian blood pound for pound.
Kauai haoles Locals paradise chaos aloha beauty sluts drugs theft
by pacificanonymous August 14, 2014
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Kauser

A skinny girl with big tits that you know you could never have. This girl captures a boys attention and then leaves them hanging while occasionally giving them something to keep them interested.
Mark: Damn look at her titties
Adam: Yeah but you’ll never REALLY see them because she’s a Kauser
by d.walker666666666 November 25, 2017
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Kauther

Kauthers can be quite hyper and can be very crazy at times.
They have dark hair and deep brown eyes that all the boys get lost in.
Kauthers are amazing at art and obsessed with anime!

They have a cool calm attitude (most of the time!) and are talented MUAs.
Bob: Oh I wish I could do a winged liner like a Kauther!
Jerry: Same. She’s a pro!
by MurtazaHollisIIII June 1, 2018
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kauaian

A pretty cab nutz fakah who live kauai side. Kauai boyz is pretty cruz and kauai gurlz is pretty hot. Da beach and Kukui Grove is where dey all get down on fri. nights. (can also be used as an adjective to describe timing)
Kekoa: "eh! you're late"
Nohea: "No, I'm just on Kauaian time"

Jacob: "Lahaina boyz, represent!"
*Jess punches Jacob out*
Jess: "No wayz brah! Kauaian pride!"
by kanani March 10, 2008
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kauwila

big island boar killa hunta; someone who has a big boto, one true kunta
by chanbby January 11, 2010
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kauppi

1. Finnish for "cow pie"
2. Connoisseur of all things suburban; ignorant of the the joys of urbanity
3. sufferer of whiteness-induced 'foot in mouth' disease
Dude, that kauppi is kinda ripe.
by Tim Pawlenty July 7, 2008
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kaufatizer

little nerdy, thinks hes a hot shot. cool guy though, also jewish
yo kaufatizer u been broing it up latly?
nah i have been playing wow
by lawlerstatus August 16, 2009
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