July 7th

Why are you even looking here? People should already know that July 7th is the baddest bitch day.

Girl 1: That's Emily, the coolest girl in school.

Girl 2: Was she born on July 7th?

Girl 1: Obviously.

by weirdresult October 23, 2019

July 23rd

July 23rd was the day the best boy band in the world got together aka one direction.

omg is july 23rd one direction got together this day

by One direction guru June 23, 2020

July 1 2022/ The Rise of Gru Day

Wear a suit or tuxedo to Minions: The Rise of Gru on July 1st, the release date of the new minions movie just for the most fascinating piece ever made in history.

Whenever going to a movie theater and see a man wearing a suit or tuxedo you already know what that man in that sigma suit going to watch on July 1st 2022.

We will rise for Gru.

A beta: “That movie is for kids.” *pizza on his stomach*

A Sigma: “A Ticket to please to the Minions: The rise of Gru, my good man.” *with a tuxedo on*

July 1 2022/ The Rise of Gru Day

by SnaxVI June 24, 2022

Juliette

Juliette is probably the best person you will ever meet. She can seem to be mad at you sometimes but really that is her way of showing that she likes you. If you are friends with or are dating a Juliette you are very lucky because her smile will light up the day. Juliettes are always extremely beautiful and are even more beautiful inside. When you look up at the stars you will se Juliette. Life without Juliette is pointless, isn’t it thou Romeo?

Did you see Juliette today she sets the city on fire

by Iiiioiioiiitttttt April 26, 2019

July 12

It’s the day you were born! It is also the day you will rise to power. Those petty mortals will bow beneath you, and cower in fear. You will become a god. Complete what is necessary.

“Oh it’s July 12th time to rise up to power and make the foolish mortals bow down beneath me.”

by KalamataOlive October 18, 2019

July 22

The birthday of the most baddest bitch you could ever meet in your life nobody can top them

Ain’t ha birthday July 22 she baddd

by Bigbootykane October 15, 2019

July 19

The day when the best friends in the world are born. If you know someone who was born on this day, suck up to them quick. Because once you meet them, you never want to lose them, they are the absolute best people in the world 💞❤😬💜💛💚💙💘💝💖💗💓💟

Girl 1: was she born on July 19??
Girl 2: hell yeah!!! Lets go over to her

by HermioneGrangerLovesTigers October 26, 2019