Jono

Pronounctiation: 'John-O'
1. Skinny Young Man, from the German; {Ianho}
2. An insulting name.
3. Slang for a toilet-o
4. Lacrosse - a near-miss or accident.

def. 1. Man, that 19-year old sure is jono.
def. 2. Fuck you, you're acting like a jono.
def. 3. Hold on a sec man, i have to go to the jono.
def. 4. Man, that guy really pulled a jono. Good thing he didn't hit that guy in the head. You're not supposed to use a baseball, idiot!

by fu-up August 5, 2008

jony

another name for tony

hi jony

by Aword890 October 21, 2020

Jonko

Willem

Hey jonko are you going to roll a Willem?

by TommieA June 9, 2021

jondom

a hat for your penis used mainly on one night stands so that you can shag the fuck out of some random bird without becoming a daddy,.

hey ive got a "j card" , whats that 4, getting jondoms you dirty fuckguff.

by kieren dunn August 12, 2005

the jonsons

a great wonderful incestaular soap opera like family

i love the jonsons

by klayton March 1, 2004

Jondom

Very large condom used for a very larger wang.

1.Jane:you got your jondom on yet?
Jake:no, my jondom keeps breaking

2.my boner wont fit in this jondom

by murrayC September 20, 2007

Jono brett

Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything

man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!

Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

by williewilliewilliepirate April 3, 2009