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Jihad

A fucking sexy guy with a Mohawk and a huge dick in his pants!
Steven: fuck you
Mario: fuck you
Jihad: uno Reverse card bitches
by JihadMcCool February 1, 2020
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Dirty Jihad

when a guy tapes a single stick of dynamite to his dick, lights it and analy fucks the shit out of a girl until his and her time are up (mostly done in colordo)
"jack" did you hear about what happened at the 7-11 on the corner? "joe" no what happened? "jack" that guy frank dirty jihad'd jill until BANG and the police found franks dick and wondered how he put a stick of dynamite on it
by the man who invented it July 17, 2011
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Jihad

Something that takes 10 years to complete.

Origin: The Xbox homebrew game..
Damn, this shits taking a Jihad to come out..
by PeteGabe September 27, 2004
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jihad

jihad is a muslims or muso's version of a can of whoop ass.. It is used to describe the intensity of physical violence that will be unleashed. In theory an infidel could open only 1/2 a can of whoop ass and regulate the intensity or even leave some of it unused. But a jihad only comes in whole complete units and once unleashed must be used in its entirety.
I swear if that infidel doesn't start respecting my faith I'm gonna Jihad all over his ass...
by MrMopar August 21, 2011
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Jihad

Southern dance usually played with bad music.
Invented by the Moors in the early 1100s then moved to areas such as Texas after the Spanish too them over and took latin america. sounds like ye ha
"We must place a Jihad on u Bill."
by Liam Roberts September 29, 2007
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jihadiology

The study of hiding IEDs in the orifices of the body.
My dad used his jihadiology degree to help my cousin sneak her Nintendo Switch into North Sentinel Island.
by SirPetor March 9, 2023
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Dignity-Jihadists

I'm a perverted sociopath who lacks common decency perhaps there is a place for me at the TSA as a Dignity-Jihadists
by hipsterrogers November 19, 2010
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