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Jeremy

A winey piece of shit that thinks everyone cheated.usually the youngest and dumbest
Jeremy is such a pussy
by Truthteller420024 November 27, 2017
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JEREMY

Irish/ Decent

Jeremy, is very handsome beautiful smile that will make your heart melt, he has the most beautiful eyes that will touch your soul, but dont get caught up in his tears for you may drown in his emotions. He's very intelligent and very clever you will never know when he is poking fun of you but will laugh to himself, his affection is amazing like no other man can. His intuition he ignores, and pretends to not have phycic abilities. He may forget to shower for a couple days but he will never smell. He loves to cuddle and when nervous he bites his index finger. He loves to hoard and loves to yard sale, he over indulges and forgets to put what's more important first. He loses focus easily, because of his ADHD and has a man tantrum out of his own frustration. But he has a sense of humor that will have you cracking up on the FLOOR!!! He is a beautiful person and when he gives his full attention to you , appreciate it because the day you loose him you will never feel such a heart break like the one you will get from a Jeremy! He is a player and he will break your heart and many others hearts as well. As long as you don't take him for granted you will have a best friend forever.
Ex. You see his whore pants and his whore master card! LMFAO yeah that's Jeremy!
by Indigostargirl December 13, 2019
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Jeremy

A top heavy fatass named Jeremy who thinks he can bench press 315, but in reality he weighs 315lbs and thinks he “can smoke all your boys
by Nick Diforna August 1, 2019
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Jeremy

A nigga damn near 30 still aspiring to be a rapper. Can't flip bricks, but flips burgers. Can often be found getting high or handing out his mix tapes to innocent, undeserving people in convenient store parking lots.
Please don't do it Jeremy, she doesn't deserve your mix tape!
by LL Cool girl September 24, 2016
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Jeremi

Jeremi is a low life bitch that is often a gold digger. He’s too ugly that’s why the girls run away
Josh: Look at Jeremi, he’s always asking for money

Amy: such a gold digger
by Unknown’s2738171848 June 22, 2019
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Jeremy

A biblical name short for Jeremiah. Its a name given at birth by the size of the penis, if it has a larger penis then average, the name will be jeremiah, and if its small it will be jeremy.
Ohhh jeremy this is too small
by Iam JEBUS! September 26, 2010
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Jeremy

He normally has the biggest and hairiest fucking dick and he is really dirty minded and he normally likes girls called Emily. Usually he masturbates and pretends he is with Emily.
Jeremy: Do you want to see my boner it’s so fucking big!!!

Emily: Lemme try it out

Jeremy: Hell yea
by quber_ March 3, 2019
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