by Mr.Friager June 28, 2009
Get the jakemug. A no good lying asshole who will never be happy because he will always, ALWAYS, fuck his life up, no matter how much he lies to himself.
Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.
Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.
by Silly me I didn't realize October 17, 2008
Get the Jake mug. When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')
by Highpod February 26, 2010
Get the Jakedmug. That free character that you get in subway surfers, no one likes him except for Yutani and subway surfer tiktok has decided to cancel him
by Suckurmummmmmmmm July 22, 2020
Get the Jakemug. A Jake is a real go getter and will most likely be successful in life. He’s a romantic who will get overlooked due to ignorance. If you find one keep it. He’s dynamite in the sack.
Someone: Have you slept with Jake yet?
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.
by Luchador Vespucci October 5, 2020
Get the Jakemug. by testie lover October 3, 2022
Get the Jakemug.