Random nigga 1: Yooooooo jalapa go craaazzzyyyy.Random nigga 2: Nigga u gay thats a strike.Random nigga 1: No dumbass thats a city in Guatemala I went there for vacation.
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Get the Jalapa mug.Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.
The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.
Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.
Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.
The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.
They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savage territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.
The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.
Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.
Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.
The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.
They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savage territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.
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Get the Mexican Jackpot mug.Used to define a person in a negative way. Generally because they are of dumb club slut, or just a total moron in general.
Generally, these people have no idea what it means to enter into a social situation, and maybe subject to repeated and constant ridicule. These people may have mild autism, or undiagnosed aspergers syndrome.
Generally speaking when used to define someone as a jackpot, they are the opposite of this term. A complete and total failure.
Generally, these people have no idea what it means to enter into a social situation, and maybe subject to repeated and constant ridicule. These people may have mild autism, or undiagnosed aspergers syndrome.
Generally speaking when used to define someone as a jackpot, they are the opposite of this term. A complete and total failure.
You met that guy/girl at the club at 2:00 AM? Wow, that is a real Jackpot!
We have an Asian friend and we introduce him as a jackpot to anyone he meets as a joke because he is such a dumb cheap bastard.
Wow, you really hit the jackpot with that guy/girl.
We have an Asian friend and we introduce him as a jackpot to anyone he meets as a joke because he is such a dumb cheap bastard.
Wow, you really hit the jackpot with that guy/girl.
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Steve: "well, you know what u gotta do right?"
Jack: "no what?"
Steve: "jacaw that bitch outta your head."
ex#2
"yo we gotta jacaw the sceen"
"k lets jacaw this bitch."
Steve: "well, you know what u gotta do right?"
Jack: "no what?"
Steve: "jacaw that bitch outta your head."
ex#2
"yo we gotta jacaw the sceen"
"k lets jacaw this bitch."
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Chad: Dude, you are such a jalapendejo! Everyone knows the hottest pepper is the Bhut Jolokia!
Chad: Dude, you are such a jalapendejo! Everyone knows the hottest pepper is the Bhut Jolokia!
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