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Jalapa

Jalapa Noun-Oftenly mistaken as a penis it is actually a city in Guatemala.
Random nigga 1: Yooooooo jalapa go craaazzzyyyy.Random nigga 2: Nigga u gay thats a strike.Random nigga 1: No dumbass thats a city in Guatemala I went there for vacation.
by Yung nubba October 3, 2019
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Jackpine savage

Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.

The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.

Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.

Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.

The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.

They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savage territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.
I don’t venture into jackpine savage often, it’s too dangerous, I’m likely to be eaten!
by Redbull vodka May 27, 2022
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Mexican Jackpot

An expression used to describe one's excitement upon receiving a semi-shitty gift or prize.
I just won a signed copy of the Nickleback album; Mexican jackpot baby!
by Cucumber Falls May 9, 2017
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Jackpot

Used to define a person in a negative way. Generally because they are of dumb club slut, or just a total moron in general.

Generally, these people have no idea what it means to enter into a social situation, and maybe subject to repeated and constant ridicule. These people may have mild autism, or undiagnosed aspergers syndrome.

Generally speaking when used to define someone as a jackpot, they are the opposite of this term. A complete and total failure.
You met that guy/girl at the club at 2:00 AM? Wow, that is a real Jackpot!

We have an Asian friend and we introduce him as a jackpot to anyone he meets as a joke because he is such a dumb cheap bastard.

Wow, you really hit the jackpot with that guy/girl.
by MostlyHonest December 18, 2015
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jacaw

to dip or run away from something, or to get rid of something or someone.
Jack: "yo ive got this song stuck in my head."
Steve: "well, you know what u gotta do right?"
Jack: "no what?"
Steve: "jacaw that bitch outta your head."

ex#2
"yo we gotta jacaw the sceen"
"k lets jacaw this bitch."
by jacaw January 6, 2008
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Jalapendejo

Someone who thinks that Jalapeno's are the hottest form of chili pepper, and says so frequently.
Stew: "These jalapeno's are the hottest peppers EVAR!"

Chad: Dude, you are such a jalapendejo! Everyone knows the hottest pepper is the Bhut Jolokia!
by Merrrrrrrp July 11, 2012
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SlapShot JackPot

Hey Brian i found 50 bucks on the ground.... SLAPSHOT JACKPOT
by Kyle Karkosky July 20, 2008
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