judge your trustment

The inverse of "trust your judgement"; to consider someone's trust mislaid

You're going back to your ex? I gotta judge your trustment there."

by Step1getexcited March 14, 2016

Penisfaced Judge

A person who puts down another’s persons grammar and makes fun of the fact that they teach children. Normally a fucking prick of a person.

I swear these penisfaced judge fuckers are always on my case.

by Rennystar June 14, 2019

Judge-a-saurus

A person that judges other people’s actions, looks or behaviors.

She’s such a Judge-a-saurus, she’s complaining I have too much allowable jelly on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

by Badrocks27 March 17, 2020

Judge Judy

A term for a verbal degradation kink; When one is sexually aroused by being verbally abused by their partner. It may also be applied to specific role-play situations.

1. I’m such a Judge Judy, I love talking shit in bed.
2. Michael Judge Judy’d me last night and it was kind of hot

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Sober as a judge

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.

I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.

by Jakeyyy666 September 8, 2020

Judge

A short arrogant asshole who constantly makes perverted jokes and quickly gathers a troupe of theater nerd and computer geek friends. Although endearing, shallow girls pass him by, while the ones that are hard to catch take notice. often plays their music too loud.

Man, Judge is a total asshole.
I know, right?

by hi sidewalk chalk! October 17, 2017

Judge of fact

That’s fucked and that’s a fact

Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed

by Niceone November 24, 2017