dead jellyfish

An ugly bra found in stores; usually found in sizes 36DDD and up.

The fat girl in my gym class gets stuck wearing dead jellyfish, while the thinner girls wear normal bras.

by Shawn B. April 8, 2003

Mexican Jellyfish

Used condoms floating around in the blue liquid inside of a portable toilet.

Man I really need to take a dump but there's way too many Mexican Jellyfish in the Port A John to risk an STD.

by Bulldog13 September 13, 2016

Awkward Jellyfish

In an awkward situation, ball one hand into a fist, and hold in on top of the other, which will wiggle its fingers. This is an awkward jellyfish.

Someone asks the teacher, "when's the baby due," and they're not pregnant, it's time for an awkward jellyfish.

by Teh Queeble Cumbley Doodle Dea October 26, 2008

urban jellyfish

Small (or large) patches of spittle on the pavement.

Careful baby, don't step on that urban jellyfish, you don't know where it's been.

by R. Angus March 20, 2008

Friendly Jellyfish

The act of one male tickling another male's scrotum

Thomas swam under the water to surprise Kit and he sneakily gave him a friendly jellyfish. This left Kit feeling vulnerable and shocked by the friendly jellyfish

by Loose Goose For King December 13, 2012

infuriated jellyfish

A short tempered, sassy female on a glorious rampage after being penetrated in the thigh with some form of innocent foreplay

I was trying to get her attention and turn her on by poking her leg when she quickly transformed into an infuriated jellyfish

by Mattallica February 27, 2017

The Jellyfish

The most arousing dance move for a women to witness. Performed by only the most masculine of men 'the jellyfish' is elegant, smooth and sexy some claim lesbians are turned straight due to this dance.

WOW: That man sure can dance the jellyfish I must go and get his number instantly!

by bertyman1994 August 19, 2016