A cheeky Ivan

When the Russian slapping game transforms you to a different state or name in one swing.

Boris was slapped so hard he became a cheeky Ivan

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum March 05, 2023

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Helen and Ivan

This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)

Here's the question:

Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.

These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?

Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH

by ItsTigerrr September 21, 2023

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Ivan moment

A thing so fucking stupid all you have to say to it is Ivan moment.

Did you hear Ivan crashed his ambulance? That's an Ivan moment.

by Mystic Scout April 29, 2022

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Ivan moment

Something so totally fucking stupid all you have to say as a response to it is Ivan moment.

"I heard that Ivan crashed his ambulance into a tree. That's an Ivan moment."

by Mystic Scout April 29, 2022

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Helen & Ivan

The cursed 2 words for every P6's in Singapore who had taken their Math PSLE which got every of the P6's emo.

Student 1: "Did you guys think you can get the Helen & Ivan question correct?"
Student 2: *gets killed by a 50 and 20 cent coin*
Student 1: "CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CALL MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021

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