New Invention

New Invention is a scatty place in West Midlands near Willenhall. Unlike willenhall the people in New Invention are openly racist and ain’t on shit. They make out that they run the block but would get run off their own block as all these dudes are just on stealing peoples wheelie bins and leaving empty Budweiser bottles outside people’s yards. Vention man have chetes but have never seen red on them, they get sent shop by willenhall man. The olders down here aswell are bunch of pussyoles and are still doing terrors at their big ages!

New invention, that place is scruffy I wouldn’t go down there!

by Obeenes-x March 16, 2021

Say invented without the first N

a tik tok trend where there is a text on screen telling the person to do something that will turn the word into an Among us reference. then they will use a filter distorting their face.

Say invented without the first N. the TikToker will then say "I vented" and their face will distort and look at the camera.

by amogus comprehender October 14, 2021

al gore invented

A useful phrase for comment boards to encompass whatever is being discussed.

"Someone got stabbed over a chicken sandwich."

"Al Gore invented chicken sandwiches."

by Carlton G. Long November 13, 2019

Intentionality

As taught in law school: A dog knows the difference between being kicked and being tripped over.

Perhaps the most vital component of trust and forgiveness, the factor of having committed an act inadvertently or willfully.

Although she felt hurt, she waited to respond, needing first to weigh the intentionality of his actions.

by Monkey's Dad February 26, 2020

Military Police Investigations

A group of who’s main goal is to remain virgins for life, snitch on anyone for a fraction of a penny and be hated by all.

Infantry Private 1: “Yo did you hear Savagesniper078 joined Military Police Investigations?”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect”
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”

by Aigio Infantry Corps November 23, 2020

under-the-desk incentive

the act of furthering your career by engaging in an inappropriate act with your manager or boss.

Chuck was planning on firing Sally until she unzipped his pants and gave him an under-the-desk incentive. She not only kept her job, she also got a raise.

by Chase Smith January 25, 2007

intentive

adorable, sweet, cute,

Person 1: ZOMG, that guy is SO hoardicke intentive!!!!
Person 2: uhh, you're strange

by Ree-Bok March 16, 2008