internets

Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.

"I hear that there are rumors on the...uh...internets..." -Bush

by CSD October 8, 2004

Internet warrior

People with very empty lives that try to act tough on the internet, little realising they're making themselves look like total idiots. The only pleasure they have in life is signing into sites like YouTube and leaving stupid comments and sending people stupid messages. Usually they can barely spell or form a coherent sentence.
Internet warrior = Real life coward

Just look at the comments on almost any video on YouTube for an example of internet warriors.

by All the good names are taken December 10, 2008

International rule of Dibs

A basic rule of humanity that separates us from animals. One has the rights to an object just by saying "dibs". Conterary to popular belief, senority is not a counter to the I.R.D. There are different branches of I.R.D. including the rule of shotgun.
also see Rule 11, dibs, shotgun

Example 1:
girl1: look at that super hot dude!
girl2: dibs(International Rule of Dibs)!
girl1: damn it!
Example 2:
guy1: shotgun
guy2:(runs to car and takes seat)
driver1: dude(2) lets be civilized, guy1 called dibs, get out

by barber87m November 19, 2011

Raha International School

Raha International School is where students have to take anti-depressants to stay mentally stable, and students throw away their social lives to at least pass the not-worth gay curriculum, You are likley to find a 4th grader with a juul or myle, oh and yea the kids dont flush their shit in the bathrooms

Bro look at that depressed kid over their, Yea he's probably in Raha International School

by pradeeshisbae October 29, 2018

Internet Condom

A protective software that blocks infections from porn websites and files.

John: Dude! I think I have herpes!

Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?

John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.

Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.

by rogerthewhale January 21, 2012

internet boomer

noun: An old-timer who constantly mutters things along the lines of "back in my day, I used IRC chat rooms to download illegal contents by sending commands to bots. Also Yahoo and MSN messenger were the best instant chat clients accessible." They were the first proper internet-raised generation but can't really keep up with Gen Z.

DrPayne: "The urge to be a cunt toward a 14 year old is hard to hold back right now."
Me: "ok internet boomer"

by nuhhh November 4, 2019

scour the internet

To intensively search the Internet by means of search engines and social media.

I will scour the Internet for information on that subject.

by Renzohouston December 28, 2015