Marranda Insertion

The act of a woman taking a man's cum in her mouth, and then forsing the cum into the man's butt hole.

The boss caught Tom and Sarah doing the Marranda Insertion in the breakroom.

by Pr_TickleButton December 27, 2011

self insert

that thing you find on ao3 that pisses you off when the author tags it with y/n but its actually just them

"only skibidi alphas have enough courage to write a self insert fanfiction"

by CatSnow March 23, 2024

[Insert Space Bar]

Technically how to spell banana.

Person 1: I'm hungry, I want (Insert Space Bar)

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 28, 2023

I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion

I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion

I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Insert, tap, or swipe?

Derived from modern checkout readers, refers to whether one engaged in vaginal/anal intercourse (insert), fingering or manual manipulation (tap), or oral sex (swipe).

Brian - you and the Tinder girl - insert, tap, or swipe?

by DrGnome November 9, 2019

fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.

before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.

by ayatussy March 13, 2022

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025