Shower Effect

While urinating into a lavatory, the main stream is entering as normal, but a shower like spray diverts and causes particulates of urine to land on the toilet seat. This is usually followed by a rapid wiping of the seat with toilet roll, often masked by the flushing of the toilet itself.

Omg I just shower effected all over the seat. I gotta clean up

by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007

Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

by Samael86 February 28, 2014

Airplane Shower

To wash quickly wash under the armpits and genitals (more specifically the vagina).

Actual conversation where I heard this from a nursing home resident:
Me: Did you have a nice bath?
Woman: Only had time for an airplane shower.
Me: What's an airplane shower.
Woman: Under the wings and in the cock pit.

by Catticus XIII January 19, 2014

Hetherington Shower

To bathe in deodorant or anti-perspirant, usually in the absence of any immediately available, advanced body-washing facilities.

There's banner-making to do and all sorts, so I've not got time to go to the QMU. Think I'll just take a Hetherington Shower and have done for now....

by flankspeed June 29, 2011

A shower motor

Something that may destroy your shower if you don't properly maintain it

*Jerry hops into the shower * why is the shower motor so loud? *the motor proceeds to explode. Killing jerry* a shower motor may kill you. Jkjkjk or am I?

by fallboygo July 2, 2022

Shower Box

Another way to say douche bag

(Ducha caja)

Jacque Is such a shower box

by Lovecheer May 29, 2014

Tennessee Shower

A rapid way to cleanse oneself when there isn’t enough time to take a regular shower. This includes re-applying deodorant, changing out underwear and socks, and wiping your ass with a moist wet wipe.

There simply wasn’t enough time after my 12 hour work day before dinner with my in-laws. I took a Tennessee Shower and 30 seconds later I was out the door!

by ratpact4life March 7, 2022