imposs

Carries the exact same meaning as impossible, but sounds cooler and it only two syllables.

"Eat 3 doughnuts in 30 seconds, that's imposs!"

by wc October 6, 2004

Impossible Love

To not be unable to get to someone or thing

Impossible Love, I just can't get to you; Impossible Love, I'm so tangled up in blue.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 3, 2005

impositive

conjunction of impossible and positive

a) when something sounds too good to be true

b) when someone is way too optimistic about the outcome of a certain decision

a)
They offered you a job starting at 80k and they also pay for your MBA? That's gotta be impositive!

b)
dude 1: "You sure you can win this poker game?"
dude 2: "Sure? I'm gonna set a new record, dude!"
dude 1: "Man, you are impositive!"

by ricci-s November 25, 2009

missionary impossible

Start having vaginal intercourse missionary style. Then while doing her missionary flip her around into doggie syle with out! disconnection! This is called Missionary Impossible!

I was doin this girl missionary and i tried missionary impossible but, it really is impossible.

by Avo NAzarian September 20, 2006

mission impossible

when trying to attempt to complete something, but then realising it is actually physically, logically, kinetically, and scientifically impossible, it becomes a "mission impossible"

Boy 1:Yo man, how the heell can I get the hot girl to come to my room tonight?

Boy 2: Hahaha, thats mission impossible man.

by Cloud April 28, 2004

mission impossible

awesome movie, starring Tom Cruise, who's actually a diety in disguise. suck it.

did you see mission impossible?
yeah. it was pretty fucking sweet.

by Pete (fucking awesome) June 4, 2004

Imposter

The act of faking an ejaculation onto a partner's back, by spitting on it. Once the partner turns over, the official ejaculation occurs onto the patner's face.

Dave gave me The Imposter last night...Again.

by chiseboy December 18, 2003