A boring, cultureless rust belt city in northern Illinois. The past 20 years have not been kind to Rockford and it is now a genuinely dangerous and depressing place to live. Anyone with enough education/common sense leaves as soon as possible.
The taxes, crime rate, unemployment and school system are some of the worst in the country. You have to be careful just driving around since the roads are so poorly maintained you can actually damage your car on a Baghdad-quality pothole.
If you’re an uneducated, unemployed sex-offender with a substance abuse problem who has given up on life then Rockford is the place for you!
The taxes, crime rate, unemployment and school system are some of the worst in the country. You have to be careful just driving around since the roads are so poorly maintained you can actually damage your car on a Baghdad-quality pothole.
If you’re an uneducated, unemployed sex-offender with a substance abuse problem who has given up on life then Rockford is the place for you!
Guy 1: "I want to live in a shithole with a church every 10 feet for some reason."
Guy 2: "Rockford IL is the place for you my man."
Guy 2: "Rockford IL is the place for you my man."
by M978y4f October 5, 2012
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Other major employers (besides the Federal Government) include Pepsi MidAmerica, with a mansion for the owners, the reportedly "dickish" Crisp family, located directly behind the complex so they can more effectively lord over them; AISEN manufacturing where rednecks and Japanese collide in something resembling an imported game show; and several insurance companies, banks, and hotels, Marion acting as a traditional Midwestern pit-stop town between Chicago, St. Louis., Memphis, and other cities more notable and livable.
Other major employers (besides the Federal Government) include Pepsi MidAmerica, with a mansion for the owners, the reportedly "dickish" Crisp family, located directly behind the complex so they can more effectively lord over them; AISEN manufacturing where rednecks and Japanese collide in something resembling an imported game show; and several insurance companies, banks, and hotels, Marion acting as a traditional Midwestern pit-stop town between Chicago, St. Louis., Memphis, and other cities more notable and livable.
"When going to St. Louis, be sure to completely pass Marion, IL."
"I'm from Marion, IL, home to Marion High School where I learned to create a PowerPoint presentation."
"I'm from Marion, IL, home to Marion High School where I learned to create a PowerPoint presentation."
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Bruh iont even know I ain't ever stayed here I just gotta go through to get to somonauk but everyone on meth AND SOME WOACH GAVE ME CHLAMYDIA fuck you "heather" anyway don't fuck nobody from here or die fytb
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Me-"bro heather gave me CHLAMYDIA"
Trey-"Where she stay at?"
Me-"Sandwich IL!"
Trey-"You dumb fuck everyone know you gotta double wrap or skedaddle"
Me- "she gave good head tho om"
Me-"bro heather gave me CHLAMYDIA"
Trey-"Where she stay at?"
Me-"Sandwich IL!"
Trey-"You dumb fuck everyone know you gotta double wrap or skedaddle"
Me- "she gave good head tho om"
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Get the s'il vous plait mug.Poorest Highschool you will ever see. Most classes still have chalkboards. Home to only about 400 children. In short, no technology, no electives, no curriculum, no diversity and mostly racist white people who support Donald Trump (aka are racist).
Guy 1: Hey what kind of laptop do you guys use?
Guy 2: Don't ya mean textbook?
Guy 3: Oh right i forgot, Hillsboro Highschool IL
Guy 2: Don't ya mean textbook?
Guy 3: Oh right i forgot, Hillsboro Highschool IL
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Get the Lena Il mug.St. Elmo is a town located along Interstate 70 in South-Central Illinois and its population is around 1500. St. Elmo High School is home to the Eagles and, inevitably, the bottom layer of scum in the United States social class system. The town is basically a plutocracy, with the wealthy, who made their fortunes through good ol' oil, pay for 90% of the teachers' salaries through property tax. The other people, who make up 95% of the population, live off and cheat the system through welfare and/or a large inheritance. The town prides itself off of victories, fairly or unfairly achieved, over the Altamont Indians. This hatred for a town so close to them has arose out of thin air. They think that Altamont, and other small towns, have a conscious evil agenda against the diminutive and unappealing town that is simply not there. The townspeople throw all class and respect out the window when supporting their school at various sporting events, with elderly women shouting obscene remarks and random adults threatening physical harm on high school fans from other schools.
Do not be mistaken, there are respectable and nice people who live in and are from St. Elmo, but collectively, they could be described as unintelligent, classless, and simply unaware.
Do not visit St. Elmo. It, in no way, will stimulate your interests and help you grow as a person. It can, however, teach you how not to live.
Do not be mistaken, there are respectable and nice people who live in and are from St. Elmo, but collectively, they could be described as unintelligent, classless, and simply unaware.
Do not visit St. Elmo. It, in no way, will stimulate your interests and help you grow as a person. It can, however, teach you how not to live.
St. Elmo, IL golf course -- perfect example of a diamond in the rough. ONLY tourist attraction in town.
Terrible basketball court -- dimensions and conditions are inexplicably bad.
Terrible basketball court -- dimensions and conditions are inexplicably bad.
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