The last excuse for not doing something without admitting to laziness. Often used by cat owners and drunks/meth whores
Mom: Timothy, take out the trash!
Tim: I will.
Mom: No, NOW!
Tim: I'm busy.
Mom: BULLSHIT!
Tim: But, I have a cat in my lap!
Bill: Ted, can you hand me a beer.
Ted: Go gret it yershelf....
Bill: Dude, it's right there.
Ted: .....MraI have a crat in m'lap.....
Bill: There's nothing there...where are your pants? ...You have shit on your dick.
Tim: I will.
Mom: No, NOW!
Tim: I'm busy.
Mom: BULLSHIT!
Tim: But, I have a cat in my lap!
Bill: Ted, can you hand me a beer.
Ted: Go gret it yershelf....
Bill: Dude, it's right there.
Ted: .....MraI have a crat in m'lap.....
Bill: There's nothing there...where are your pants? ...You have shit on your dick.
by imthatawesome September 14, 2012

by virtue of my experience and knowledge, you don't have to take someone else's word for it. Trust me.
by LoyalTubist June 1, 2004

A common claim among bodybuilding enthusiasts who usually weigh between 165-180 pounds. Most of them, of course, are lying.
Small guy with 15" biceps looks at 6'0 215 pound fitness model Bill Davey, who has 18" arms.
"Yeah man, that guys huge. But. "I have 18 inch biceps" too, so he's not that big."
"Yeah man, that guys huge. But. "I have 18 inch biceps" too, so he's not that big."
by mike potter July 6, 2007

Greetings, Earthling. I am Nilbog of the Planet Sepa. My manual tactile receptors have melted upon entry into your planet's stratosphere. As reparations, can I have your digits?
by Bobert Crumballs April 21, 2005

What you say to your partner to let them know they can enter the bank.
Commonly associated with dialing a wrong number and going to jail.
Fun for pranks!
Commonly associated with dialing a wrong number and going to jail.
Fun for pranks!
*Bzzzzt*
Human 1: I have killed them all. You may enter.
Human 2: Wrong n-number..?
Human 1: ...
*Beep*
Human 1: I have killed them all. You may enter.
Human 2: Wrong n-number..?
Human 1: ...
*Beep*
by CatBoiWillCri August 6, 2019

You have😃
by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022

A process where you lose your keys in order to gain infinite power. The power is so infinite that the universe restarts to the big bang and the universe created afterwards is an universe where you lose small metal objects called keys.
by nir5117 February 6, 2018
